ASU’s Dennis Erickson: Bloggers “Don’t Count”

One thing we’ve never really understood about coaches and politicians is their allergy to the Internet. We don’t expect them to go to those idiot farms like the message boards on, like, SCOUT.COM where everyone’s post ends with a picture of Jessica Alba’s ass and one of Calvin pissing on the helmet of their most hated team and they say things like “FIRE (any head coach, ever) NOW” or anything, of course. But come on; you know they have email addresses and Blackberries (EXCEPTION: Joe Paterno, whose “text messages” are still sent via telegraph, or carrier pigeon if he’s feeling whimsical). But yet, without fail, whenever someone asks them about the Internet, they refer to it like they have no idea what’s going on and they’re just ramming random terms together: “What’s internet,” “I don’t youtube the googles,” etc. etc.

Internet fail fixed

In that respect (and probably only that respect), Dennis Erickson is normal. The lovable scamp, presumably taking taking a break from wondering how to leave Arizona State in Probation Hell (they are the “Sun Devils,” after all), told the PORTLAND TRIBUNE who really counts when it comes to opinions (thanks, EDSBS): Read more…