Posted by
Adam J on Nov. 04, 2009, 2:00pm
In the Big Ten’s best game of the week (and one of the best of the season thus far) on Saturday, Ohio State travels to Penn State in a top 15 clash that’ll effectively decide two of the top three places in the conference. It’s a rematch of last year’s epic battle in Columbus, where Terrelle Pryor fumbled the ball late in the game and allowed Penn State to win, 13-6. Pryor sat on the sidelines devastated after the game, and a meme was born.

(Whoa, what the hell?)
Penn State students decided to take hold of said meme, and decided to make “Terrelle Cryer” t-shirts for this year’s game in Happy Valley. As you can see from the above illustration, Penn State fans have disturbing tastes.
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Posted by
jason on Sep. 14, 2009, 8:00pm
• Jay Culter’s debut as Chicago’s QB was completely em-Bear-assing.

• A fired high school basketball coach decides to spend her new-found free time suing over the fact that girls have to play on school nights while the boys get to play on weekends.
• We knew the New Jersey Nets were losers, but we didn’t realize it was $50 million worth.
• It’s nice when a mother & daughter work together. It’s not so nice when they’re working together to beat up a cheerleading coach.
• Utah’s Kyle Korver & Deron Williams jazz up a charity event with a little dodgeball action.
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Tags:
Beyonce,
Charles Barkley,
Chicago Bears,
Chris Myers,
Deron Williams,
Dodgeball,
Green Bay Packers,
Jake Locker,
Jay Cutler,
Karen Wood,
Kyersten Wood,
Kyle Korver,
Larry Foote,
Mike Singletary,
New Jersey Nets,
Ohio State Buckeyes,
Pete Carroll,
San Francisco 49ers,
Shawne Merriman,
Swimming Pools,
Terrelle Pryor,
Tila Tequila,
Usc Trojans,
Utah Jazz,
Washington Huskies,
Whoopi Goldberg
Posted by
Adam J on Sep. 06, 2009, 1:00pm
Good: winning your first game of the football season. Not so good: doing so against unheralded Navy. Bad: Only winning by four. Worse: Being the #1 quarterback prospect in the nation two years ago, only to be thoroughly outquarterbacked by Navy’s Ricky Dobbs, whom nobody had even heard of before Saturday.

(Oh dear.)
Ah, but Terrelle Pryor likes to save the worstest for last. The Ohio State quarterback, whom some OSU fans unironically refer to as “LeBron in Cleats,” played yesterday’s contest with decorated eyeblacks. That’s nothing new or out of the ordinary; Reggie Bush saluted his home area code of 619, and Tim Tebow famously cites Bible passages like John 3:16 and Philippians (shortened to “Phil” for brevity’s sake) 4:13 on his.
But shouting out Michael Vick? Um, that’s a new one.
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Posted by
jason on Nov. 26, 2008, 6:32pm
Well, East Carolina fans, I hope you enjoyed the ride. After climbing as high to No. 15 in the polls, the Pirates have finally fallen back to Earth after being upended by North Carolina State 30-24 in overtime this afternoon. Which just goes to show that you never know what will happen in a rivalry game.

(And yes, the ESPN announcers called the match-up a “rivalry game” several times. Sorry if I’m a bit of an elitist, but East Carolina vs. NC State isn’t exactly UNC vs. Duke.)
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Posted by
jason on Jun. 16, 2008, 5:30pm
• THE CLEVELAND PLAIN DEALER wonders are those reflectors in Terrelle Pryor’s shorts, or is he just glad to see us?

• THE SCORES REPORT is hip-notized by this girl shaking her money maker while working the Wii Fit. (Bonus: She’ll be doing it again on MTV Tuesday.)
• Darren Rovell of CNBC saw signs that the NBA wanted the Lakers & Celtics to go to a Game 6 - signs in the rolling ads at Staples Center court.
• DEADSPIN remembers the fine acting abilities of Tim Russert, as the late NBC politico tries to score some Boston College tickets.
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Tags:
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Boston Celtics,
Detroit Red Wings,
Dick Vitale,
Kevin Everett,
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Mike Myers,
Nba Finals,
Ohio State Buckeyes,
Shaquille Oneal,
Terrelle Pryor,
Tim Russert,
Wii Fit
Posted by
jason on Apr. 07, 2008, 3:57am
• THE ANGRY T serves up a shot of tennis temptresses Maria Sharapova & Anna Kournikova together at last:

• With minor league baseball (and the between-inning promotions) underway, COMMOTION hopes they can catch a t-shirt shot by these guys.
• FOOD COURT LUNCH has the update you’ve been waiting for - of the world women’s curling championship.
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Posted by
Tuffy on Mar. 17, 2008, 1:15pm
Rich Rodriguez has done his level best to tamp down exuberance for his new Michigan wards. He told ESPN’s Ivan Maisel that he’s “anticipating the worst” in year one as the team learns his brilliant system. Also, the grinding conditioning program needs time to soak in. And so on. It’s college football’s version of the “he lost 20 pounds and looks great on the mound this spring” piece.

(This will distract Michigan students for only so long)
Of course, Rodriguez doesn’t have too much time; 9-4 may have been a fine farewell for Lloyd Carr, but it’s unacceptable to Big House denizens. Perhaps he can buy time while he attempts to build a team modeled in his image, full of fast-twitch muscles and constant movement. If only there was some way to convince fans to be patient… hmm…
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Posted by
PUNTE on Mar. 16, 2008, 5:50pm
On the heels of winning a state championship in basketball, Jeannette High School senior Terrelle Pryor said that he would finally make an announcement on which college he would attend next fall.

Pryor, arguably the nation’s No. 1 high school football recruit, made headlines when he declined to make that decision on National Signing Day last February, leaving his finalists, Ohio State, Michigan, Oregon, and Penn State, flapping in the proverbial breeze.
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