If a Dolphins defensive end can Dance With The Stars, why can’t a Cowboys receiver find fame & fortune on a sitcom starring Flavor Flav?

That’s just what Terrell Owens must have been asking himself. Well, America needn’t wonder any longer, as T.O. will be making his primetime acting debut Wednesday night.
Owens will be appearing in the comedy (we suppose) “Under One Roof” on the MyNetworkTV network (we believe it used to be known as UPN).
And does Terrell tickle any funny bones? The DALLAS MORNING NEWS lets us judge for ourselves by offering up a couple of video clips. See a small sampling for yourself after the jump. Read more…
• AWFUL ANNOUNCING hikes along word that the cover boy for Madden’s 20th anniversary edition will be …

Brett Favre?
• Speaking of the QB, PRO FOOTBALL TALK sends a friendly reminder that he’ll be on David Letterman tonight (well, not *on* him, but on his show). We still hope they use this Top Ten list.
• It’s the most wonderful time of the year, as FAN IQ’s 100% INJURY RATE takes a peek at the Houston Texans cheerleader tryouts.
• DEADSPIN learns that Terrell Owens‘ legal beagles are going after TheDirty.com over his appearance in a porn-related photo.
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• AWFUL ANNOUNCING shows Marv Albert doing the Soulja Boy - sort of.

• Michael David Smith of AOL FANHOUSE learns that TheDirty.com has caught another NFL player in another potentially embarrassing situation - this time it’s Terrell Owens lurking around the “Bang Bus“.
• Not happy with the “DUI” chants aimed at Carmelo Anthony, FIRE GEORGE KARL retaliates with their top 10 reasons to hate Lakers fans.
• LARRY BROWN SPORTS keeps a stiff upper lip, as the D-Backs’ Eric Byrnes is bringing back the ’70s porn mustache.
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It’s no secret that Chad Johnson wants out of Cincinnati, much like it’s no secret that the sky is blue and birds go tweet. What remains a mystery is where Ocho Cinco would want to end up.

Albert Breer of the DALLAS MORNING NEWS has a good idea, and it should make Cowboys fans happy. Read more…
Just doing some double-checking to see of we’re on the Emperor’s Club list.
• Red Sox pitcher Clay Buchholz has been perusing with a Penthouse Pet.

• The Sky turned out to be the limit for a Chicago WNBA coach fired over sexual harassment claims.
• Terrell Owens shows his support for the U.S. Olympic softball team.
• A new study suggest that other golfers tense up when Tiger’s in town.
• Plans for a London Olympic Friend-Ship have been scuttled.
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Terrell Owens loves the sporting ladies - whether they’re hot Mexican TV reporters, or good ol’ American softball olympians.

Ryan Wilson of AOL FANHOUSE found the Cowboys receiver down in Florida taking in a gals’ game, as the U.S. team was on a pre-Beijing tour of the Sunshine State. Pitcher Cat Osterman noted that the team was so in awe, they weren’t even sure if it was him: Read more…
The NEW YORK POST reports Terrell Owens took time away from his busy schedule of polishing his NBA Celebrity All-Star Game MVP trophy to judge a male-model volleyball tournament (How do you judge a point-based sport?) in Miami. And now it seems he’d like to get into the rough and tumble world of male modeling.

[Owens] had nothing but criticisms for the 90 men. “He was overheard discussing a modeling career for himself,” said a source. … Read more…