This Friendly Young Lady Wants To Get ‘Teboned’

Not that we’re jealous or anything, but maybe it’s time for women to move on from their infatuations with Tim Tebow. After all, he’s already the subject of the mother of all hotties-with-athletes pictures, and he won’t even stain his purity until after marriage. Tim Tebow will not slay your libidos, ladies, certainly not over some crude t-shirt. But fine, if you insist on showing us and the world, by all means…

Tim Tebow Tebone Shirt Left

Oh. Hmm. Okay then. That’s quite the convincing argument. In that case, ma’am, we’d like to introduce you to ourselves. Our name is, um… Tim Tebow. Yes, we look quite different off the field. But let’s not worry about those particulars. You need to be Teboned, and we’re obligated to help.

As with all great novelty shirts, though, the punchline’s on the back:

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