We’re Rooting For Kobe Number-Change By Parker

The great debate continues today. Not whether Kelly Tilghman should address the Tiger Woods lynching thing on-air later today (3pm ET, Golf Channel), but if Eva Longoria got the word “Nine” or “June” tattoed on the back of her neck.

Looks like Nine to us:

Eva Longoria

We’re assuming this is why she did it:

Tony Parker

How much would you now love to see Parker pull a Kobe and goto double-digits? Wonder what number TP would pick. Perhaps Eva’s age: 32.

Diego Maradona Wants Tattoo of Venezuela President Hugo Chavez

DIEGO’S HAND OF GOD REPLACED BY HAND OF MIAMI INK: With plenty of space available, Diego Maradona wants to add Hugo Chavez to his tattoo collection:

Diego Maradona tattoo

YAHOO! SPORTS reports that the former Argentine soccer star is looking to add the Venezuelan president to his roll(s) of honor.Maradona already has a couple of Latin leftists on his large frame: Che Guevara on his right shoulder and Fidel Castro on his left leg.

The only question is which butt cheek Hugo will grace.

Drew Gooden Soon To Unveil Giant New Salvador Dali Tattoo

GAUDI SADLY OVERLOOKED BY NBERS EVERY DAMN TIME: The AKRON BEACON-JOURNAL blindsides us with the news that a NBAer is getting a tattoo. (*fiddles tie in disbelief*)

Drew Gooden Piano Tattoo

This time it’s Drew Gooden of the Cavs: “Gooden will soon be unveiling the giant new tattoo on his left arm and shoulder. It’s the first new ink Gooden’s had since he was 15 and he’s been thinking for years about it. It features a green Salvador Dali-style melting clock with the time set at 11:11 for good luck.

Salvador Dali Tattoo

There’s also a full Bible passage about the meaning of candles, which are melting the clock on his arm. There’s also an image of St. Michael, known as a guardian angel. It took 27 hours for Gooden to get the tattoo and he’s been covering it up during games and practices to protect it.

Drew Gooden

The unveiling should huge. But not as big as the full-body Redd Foxx tribute tattoo we currently have being carved out on us on the Venice Boardwalk.