• HOME RUN DERBY feasts on photos & video of the Milwaukee Brewers’ racing sausages going skiing.

• FOOD COURT LUNCH loses their appetite, as they see what steroids have done to Tammy Thomas.

• NEWS GROPER thinks it would be fun if Manny Ramirez started a blog.

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• RANDBALL via TREEHUGGER finds life imitating “Caddyshack”, as a couple of Canadians started a 160-acre fire by trying to blow up gophers.

• END ZONE BUZZ trades a roster sheet for a rap sheet, as they run down some of the NFL draft prospects who’ve run afoul of the law.

• STEROID NATION follows the follicle follies of BALCO defendant Tammy Thomas, whose steroid use resulted in her growing chest hair.

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