Perhaps Clemens Ate Too Much Chinese Chicken
With their statistical defense having already been shot down, perhaps Roger Clemens’ lawyers will turn to the new fad in performance-enhancing drug refutation: Chinese chicken.
They’re loaded with steroids, apparently.
But seriously, this is real. And it’s a problem for Olympic athletes. The U.S. is taking rather extraordinary measures to ensure none of its athletes will test positive this summer in Beijing. Well, at least for tainted chicken.
