Two Cincinnati Bengals fans were arrested on Sunday for stealing one of the team’s few possessions that hasn’t been repeatedly punished this season: a tackling dummy. Hey, at least it wasn’t a player getting arrested this time around.

Ryan Braun (not the Brew Crew slugger) and Ryan Garvey had, surprisingly, put down a few beers when they decided to take a halftime jaunt over the the team’s practice field, where Garvey had to lift Braun over a fence so he could get the dummy and throw it back over the fence to his friend. Yet, both contend they weren’t trying to steal the thing.

Further idiocy after the jump.

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