Jonathan Papelbon Is A [Expletive] Human Being
Boston 2029 A.D. - The machine rose from the ashes of the nuclear fire. His war to exterminate mankind has raged for decades, but his final battle would not be fought in the future. It would be fought here, in our present. Oops, wait a second, that’s the intro to The Terminator isn’t it? That movie was about machines, and you know who isn’t a machine? Jonathan Papelbon.
The Boston Red Sox closer has proved as much recently, blowing a save last Tuesday and nearly blowing another one on Sunday. This after he hadn’t allowed a run in 20 1/3 innings during a stretch that lasted from July 21st to September 8th.
Still, his recent struggles have some folks in the Boston media worried about him, and Jonathan’s not too happy about it. What Jonathan wants to know is, if you prick him, does he not [expletive] bleed?
