Michael Strahan spoke at NYU’s graduation ceremony at Yankee Stadium Wednesday, letting the future of New York City know that “… if there’s ever a story to learn, it’s my story, and the story of the New York Giants.” We might have gone with a Shakespeare play or maybe “The Cat in the Hat”, but back to his point: NYU grads should emulate the New York Giants?

(We couldn’t find a picture of Strahan at graduation, so we chose what we imagine to be a close approximation)

If we understand The Vinegary One correctly, they should drift through their lives of mediocrity and encourage in-fighting between co-workers until they hit an embarrassingly strong lucky streak that carries them to brief success and never having to buy a beer in New York City again. We’re already inspired. Read more…