From what I’ve been told, the city of Seattle is one of the most beautiful in all of the United States. I’ve never been there to see it myself, so when I think of Seattle I tend to think of grunge music, rain, Starbucks coffee, and bad sports teams. Things have been so bad in the Pacific Northwest that the Sonics left Seattle for Oklahoma City of all places. The Mariners are horrible, and the state’s two college football teams have combined to go 1-15 this year.
Still, even though there have been plenty of bad teams in Seattle sports history, for the last few years the people in Seattle have always had their Seahawks. In the last decade the Seahawks have won five division titles, and even got to the Super Bowl a few years ago where they fell to the
officials Pittsburgh Steelers. Well this season, Seattlites (Seattleans? What the hell do you call somebody from Seattle?) don’t have the Seahawks to give them hope, as the team is now 2-6 and it’s causing fans to wonder what the point of living is.