Posted by
jason on Jun. 10, 2009, 8:00pm
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Kevin L. Miller’s one-piece women’s bathing suit reign of terror officially ended on Tuesday, when Ohio police arrested the individual many are calling the Sugarcreek Merman. Miller was apprehended without incident at his home in Sugarcreek Township, while still wearing the bathing suit. Yep, this man was living the dream, 24/7.

(He flew too close to the sun on wings of kooky)
According to police, Miller had been harassing young girls near the Little Miami River since last week, approaching them while wearing the bathing suit and asking how he looked. And just for variety, apparently he had been exposing himself. That is no way for a Merman to act. But Miller was packing more in his swimsuit than just his junk. Read more…