Let’s imagine you’re a portly guy.  Let’s further imagine that you’re the kind of guy who loves bright pink polo shirts paired with cheap fedoras.  And let’s even further imagine that there are four of you.  Given that scenario, what do you spend $50,000 on?

Golf with PLAYBOY Bunnies, duh!  Not something silly like a personal trainer or different shirts.  It’s an obvious choice. Read more…

• Reebok is releasing a special edition of Allen Iverson shoes that come with a Microsoft Zune:

I’m left wondering if A.I. has ever heard of Nike or the iPod.

• Anti-Olympic graffiti has started showing up around Beijing.

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Imagine a world with no ESPN. No Steven A. Smith (who has been yelling at me ALL MORNING). No Chris Berman. No Colin Cowherd. Quiet, isn’t it?

Well, leave it to ESPN to take all the fun out of their death. Jerks. Read more…