Fishing Has The Potential To Become Even Lazier

Scientists with free time and ample research grants have found a way for fish to lead a normal life in the open sea until their fishing overlords deem it time for the fish to commit suicide for the benefit of the Cape Cod seafood industry. Basically, we can now breed fish that will fish themselves.

Fish that fish themselves

(”Hey, that’s Roger’s ring tone! Quick, guys, in the cooler!”)

Marine biology enthusiast and soon-to-be ruler of All That Has Gills Simon Miner said that they were able to train fish in an aquarium by releasing fish food and emitting a sound, coaxing the scaly subjects in the Pavlovian sense. “You hit that button, and they go into that area, and they wait patiently.” Read more…