Fans, Ex-Ram Drop Super Bowl Lawsuit Vs. Pats

It’s been quite the week for reconsidering legal action. Earlier, the woman who wanted a restraining order against Randy Moss chose to cancel her charges. And now, the BOSTON GLOBE reports that a lawsuit over New England’s Super Bowl XXXVI victory has been dropped.

Adam Vinatieri Patriots Super Bowl XXXVI

Last month, a group of fans along with ex-St. Louis Ram Willie Gary filed the $36 million lawsuit, claiming the Patriots committed “fraud, racketeering and breach of contract” by secretly taping a Rams pre-game walkthrough.

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Watch Where You Sit When Matt Walsh Is Around

Watch where you sit around Matt Walsh. The BOSTON GLOBE unearths a saddlesore story from the college days of the ex-Pats employee turned videotape informant.

Matt Walsh blender

In 1995, Walsh was a student at Springfield College, where he was also a member of the school’s golf team. However, his collegiate career was cut short when he was accused of slicing his roommate’s girlfriend - with a booby-trapped blender blade: Read more…

Goodell Memo Guarantees No Spygates For 2008

Faced with criticism from his handling of “Spygate”, and non-stop agitation from Arlen Specter, NFL commish Roger Goodell is fighting back with the most devastating weapon known to man - a strongly-worded memo!

Roger Goodell

The WASHINGTON POST reports that Goodell sent a little note to the league’s competition committee on Thursday, outlining how the NFL can “preserve the competitive integrity of the game” and “maintain public confidence” - and stay out of congressional hearings. Read more…

Watch What You Eat, Tom - This Restaurant Does

What delicious irony: The NEW YORK POST’s PAGE SIX sneaks out word that a Manhattan restaurant has been secretly videotaping its customers - such as New England QB Tom Brady.

Tom Brady Gisele security cam

The Chinese eatery Philippe admits they have cameras installed in their private rooms. But they say the filming’s for security purposes, as a to keep an eye on the expensive wine bottles stored in the rooms.

But one insider told Page Six that after some of the privates parties, restaurant employees would view the footage, and they weren’t just monitoring the Merlots: Read more…

Den. Coach Calls Shanahanigans On Spy Charges

A week or so ago, we wrote about a YAHOO story that stated the Broncos had been Belichick-ing on their own by secretly taping Chargers’ practices. Now, the Denver coach is bucking back.

Mike Shanahan Chargers cheerleader

The ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS reports that Mike Shanahan - or specifically, his attorney - sent a letter to writer Jason Cole & Yahoo’s bigwigs, saying the spying allegations were “completely untrue and without foundation.” Read more…

Patriots Taped Herm Edwards Wrist Oscillations

The ongoing cavalcade of “gotcha!” Patriots stories are pushing forth into the off-season, with the latest revelation from the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS that four years ago Herm Edwards and Donnie Henderson, then with the Jets, waved at a camera they knew to be recording their sideline by the Patriots.

Herman Edwards wave jets

(Woooooo! Who loves ya, camera?)

Did you read? How are you still sitting down? If you’re standing up, how have your eyes not been sucked from their sockets? Have the five lobes of your collapsed on one another? Mine hav…ughhhscksck

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Report: Broncos Spied On San Diego’s Sessions

We’re *pissed* that Scott Van Pelt’s not starring in “Semi-Pro” instead of Will Ferrell - and we don’t have to apologize for saying so.

• The Broncos may have been Belichick-ing the Chargers, as a report revealed that Denver was spying on San Diego:

Chargers cheerleader binoculars

Manny Ramirez sox it to his agent, then gets on board with Boras.

• ‘Love Boat’ louse & ex-Hurricane Bryant McKinnie blows into Miami, causing a seastorm of spitting & obscenities outside a nightclub.

• Congress is pitching to put Roger Clemens under investigation for perjury.

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Yahoo: Broncos Videotaped Chargers Practices?

The SAN DIEGO UNION-TRIBUNE reports on a YAHOO story that says the Denver Broncos had secretly videotaped San Diego Chargers practices.

Broncos Chargers LaDainian Tomlinson

The Yahoo article by Jason Cole stated that the Chargers “increased their security ’several years ago’ during weeks in which they played the Broncos because Denver spies were videotaping Chargers practices.”

But in a response that’s become commonplace in the NFL, neither the Chargers nor Broncos would comment on the allegations. Read more…

NY Times: New Spygate Allegations Against Pats?

The NEW YORK TIMES reports that new allegations of Bill Belichick & the Patriots secretly videotaping opponents have surfaced.

Bill Belichick headset snow

This time, a former New England player (who wishes to remain anonymous) says Belichick was recording other teams’ signals throughout the 2000 preseason - Bill’s first year in Foxboro - and tried to use the information in the season opener against Tampa Bay.

But Mike Florio of PRO FOOTBALL TALK begs to differ that these brand-new accusations are actually “new”. Read more…

Blog-O-Rama: Lasorda Back In Dodgers’ Dugout

It’s deja vu all over again, as Tommy Lasorda will be back managing the Dodgers this year - in some exhibition games.

Tommy Lasorda making moves

AOL FANHOUSE doesn’t think it’s turrible that Charles Barkley will be in Playboy next month (hopefully just talking & not posing).

JOE SPORTS FAN feels their hearts racing after checking out this NASCAR dating site.

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