Last night’s Phillies-Rockies game featured a female streaker, who sadly only felt the need to remove her shirt (or was it a jacket?) as she pranced past security.

The appearance proved two things: Phillies management might consider limiting their highly-trained, well-compensated Citizens Bank Park security detail to less than six hot dogs per nine innings.*

And it’s obvious that the one area that Europe has us beat in the pro sports genre is female streakers (video after jump slightly NSFW): Read more…

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