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• Is Ana Ivanovic gradually turning into Anna Kournikova, at least in terms of tennis winnability?
• WNBA star Candace Parker says she’s conscious of what she eats. But she won’t remain conscious for long by scarfing down some In ‘n’ Out.
• Irate Irish fans use billboard to complain about Charlie Weis.
• Could the Big Ten be bringing a bowl game to Yankee Stadium?
• A-Rod talks to teens about steroid abuse. Ironic or inspirational?
Good news, people. The researchers at Duh Institute have come up with some sensational, ground-breaking news. Apparently the journalists tasked with bringing us coverage of high-profile sporting events sometimes derive pleasure by betting on them!
(A fine journalist, this man, and that’s all we’re saying about him.)
The EDITOR & PUBLISHER was the first to break the news on this phenomenon, which completely takes everybody by surprise. Here, we thought talking heads were endlessly fawning in praise over certain teams because, well, they just really like them. It turns out they may have a different motive.
