Eliot Spitzer Has No Reason to Visit Macon Now

There’s little more repelling than the harsh scent of desperation. Calling too soon after the meet cute; asking for a loan from relatives repeatedly; declaring “Eliot Spitzer Night” 24 hours after the downfall of the naughty governor. It’s wise to stay away from all these people since they’ll just burn a hole through your wallet and/or your immortal soul.

Ashley Dupre aka Ashley Youmans

(The South Coast League can’t even afford her now)

Sound advice, considering the Macon Music (who we reported earlier could not pay the electric bill) and the entire South Coast League has shuttered after one year of existence in a flailing attempt to pay down debt and make a comeback next season.

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Macon Music Milking Spitzer for All He’s Worth

Congratulations, Macon Music of the independent South Coast League! With one long Promotions meeting full of naughty guffaws and one hastily prepared press release, you’ve leaped into the lead for the coveted “Worst Game Night Promotion of 2008″ award.

Macon Music promotions dept

(Macon Music promotions dept. meeting)

What brilliant combination of current events, shameless tactics, and tittilating topics did you mix in your cauldron behind the left field wall to earn the early lead in the AP poll? Why, it’s Eliot Spitzer Night in Macon on June 13th! How ribald of you! You’re just so wacky. How do you do it?
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