Media Scrubs, Reuses Laundry Tale Repeatedly

We come to you today, gentle reader, with shocking news of an epidemic that has washed across the sports journalism landscape. This sudsy tale of dirty men and women has stained the reputations of sports sections across America. Still, the filth that permeates each of these tales can do nothing but harm to these formerly bold franchises.

Laundry

(Keep stacking it higher, newspapers)

By which we mean: newspapers all over the United States can’t stop themselves from writing human interest pieces on people that wash ball players’ clothes. First, it was New York. Then it was Los Angeles (by way of Anaheim). Now the bathwater has been thrown out in Seattle with heroic acclaim for the lowly Seahawk scrubber.

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