Canadian Cop Mom Attacks At Youth Soccer Match

Congratulations, U.S.A., we’re off the hook as the lone purveyor of inexplicable violence at youth sporting events, thanks to this tale of a disturbing attack at a 2006 U-13 girl’s soccer game in Hamilton, Ontario has finally surfaced. How did it come out? Well, some three years after the incident, the police officer who attacked an opposing child’s parent might finally get her due demotion.

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(Hey, you might lose your marbles if you had to dress like this, too.)

According to the HAMILTON SPECTATOR, 40-year-old Constable Wendy Bromfield pleaded guilty to misconduct charges at a Police Services Act hearing earlier this week, all connected to a 2006 incident that started when she ratted out an player on the team opposing her daughter’s squad. The victim of Brumfield’s vigilante refereeing was ejected shortly thereafter, and Brumfield’s daughter’s team won the game.

That’s when things got interesting. One of the players from the losing team walked up to Bromfield, blamed her for the ejection and, because of that, the loss, spitting and cursing at her (according to Bromfield). And what happened when Brumfield brought the player over to the opposing team’s coach? She couldn’t constrain herself any more, and attacked the kid’s father.

Let’s see if we can make an equation out of this: Either Canadian cops > or = Los Angeles riot cops. Right? That seems straight, doesn’t it? Maybe we forgot to carry a one.

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Gun-Toting Soccer Mom Shooting For $1 Million

In this troubled economy, companies often have to merge to stay afloat. And if this news from the PATRIOT-NEWS is any indication, SNL’s two best sartorial success stories–Bad Idea Jeans and Mom Jeans–have done just that. Mom’s Bad Idea this time around has been to spruce up youth soccer by introducing mortal danger, as one woman fights for her right to openly carry a firearm at her daughter’s games.

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(”GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!!!!!”)

This is where things get weird, though. Really weird. The local sheriff had responded to the woman’s decision by taking away her concealed weapon permit. That’s despite the fact that openly carrying a firearm is legal for nearly everybody in Pennsylvania, according to OPENCARRY.ORG. So when a judge returned the mother’s right to conceal her handgun, she responded, quite naturally, by asking for a million dollars to go with that.

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