Clever Caption Contest: Goal Scorer Given Goose

Hey, readers! Weekend’s almost here! But before you start wasting brain cells on beer, why not waste a few on the SbB Clever Caption Contest?

Today, we pass along a snap shot of the Nicaragua national soccer team celebrating a goal - and in quite a grabby manner, no less:

Nicaragua soccer goose

How would describe this handful of players getting a handful? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance at a free case of Astroglide.

Good luck and good writing! Don’t be a bum - contribute!