Sox to Steinbrenner: “One Of Us! One Of Us!”

Days after Yankees honcho Hank Steinbrenner went on record saying he thought that Red Sox Nation was “a bunch of bullsh*t,” the BOSTON HERALD reports that Sox principal owner John Henry has decided to make Steinbrenner an official member.

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“I’m a big Hank fan,” wrote Henry in an e-mail. “Just to ensure he knows how cool Red Sox Nation is, (Saturday) we officially inducted him as a member of Red Sox Nation and we are sending him his membership card giving him access to an array of options including our newsletter, bumper stickers, pins, Green Monster seats and a hat personally autographed by David Ortiz.”

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