Shaq’s Rap Album Sales Year-To-Date? 20 Copies

Jerry Crowe of the LOS ANGELES TIMES, bless his heart, apparently has lotsa free time on his hands these days - so he recently took to looking up the sales of Shaquille O’Neal’s six(?!) albums year-to-date.

Shaq Counts Album Sales

(Photo taken just after Shaq’s 10th CD fell flew off shelves in Sheboygan)

According to Nielsen SoundScan, which monitors U.S. record sales, Shaq-Fu’s six albums have sold a total of 20 copies this year. . . . As in, an average of fewer than four copies per CD. . . .

Four copies per CD? So The Big Crispy is oh-so-close from having all six releases soon going Nickel! Now if only his record label can figure out how to counterweight all those framed discs.

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