Buffs Ban Burney’s Blog After Bedroom Boasting

You may remember Ben Burney, the fifth-year senior cornerback for the Colorado Buffaloes with the big media aspirations. I have no idea if he ever finished his novel (“It’s basically sex on paper,” he explained at the time), or got to work on the feature-length movie he was planning. But I do know that his blogging career is now over.

Ben Burney

Burney was supposed to write a season-long blog for the university’s athletic web site, CUBUFFS.COM, describing life on campus from a football player’s perspective. The problem was that he made it a little too real, kicking things off by detailing waking up next to a woman in bed, and describing his libido.

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NBA Player, Porn Star Get Cozy With Twitter Bet

2009 is already assured to go down in the annals of pop culture/tech history as The Year of Twitter. No doubt it’s a powerful tool; not only did it allow one-named celebrities like Shaq and Oprah to connect with their millions of fans, it somehow managed the herculean feat of getting people to actually pay attention to Ashton Kutcher. It’s a tool that, despite its many limitations, has brought people from different worlds together as friends, 140 characters at a time.

Valerie Luxe DaJuan Summers

Detroit Pistons rookie DaJuan Summers (@dsummers35) might not have the celebrity status of Shaq yet, but that doesn’t mean he can’t have fun with Twitter too. While Shaq is busy flirting with David Beckham on Twitter, Summers is off having a Twitter bet with porn star Valerie Luxe, the “baddest, realest, funniest bitch on Twitter” (@ValerieLuxe). Guess what the winner gets…

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Jets QB Sanchez “Walking Sex” In Hot GQ Spread

Most NFL rookies spend their first offseason as a professional doing things like signing contracts, getting in NFL shape, learning the playbook, and doing everything they can to earn the respect of their coaches and teammates. It’s a busy time, and the choices a rookie makes now help set the stage for either success or failure in their career.

Mark Sanchez GQ

One thing that doesn’t necessarily help the process is getting dressed up like David Hasselhoff in “Baywatch” and prancing around with a sexy supermodel for GQ photographers. Yet that’s exactly what new Jets QB Mark “Walking Sex” Sanchez did, and you can bet his teammates are going to have fun with this. The evidence is yours, after the jump.

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Softball Coach Guilty Of Student Sex Shenanigans

If it’s Wednesday, that means it’s time for another teacher to get caught making sexytime with a student. This week’s winner is 27-year-old former Indiana high school softball coach Brooke Biggs, who pled guilty today to charges of sexual misconduct with a minor, in this case a 16-year-old female student.

Brooke Biggs

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Biggs was already awaiting charges of child seduction regarding the 16-year-old in question, but was nabbed again late last year after she violated a judge’s order to stay away from her illicit underage lover. As it turns out, Biggs wasn’t the only teacher getting busy at her school.

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