S.A.P.: Barack Obama And Some Guy From UCLA

TNT (via ODENIZED) has an uncanny Separated At Birth:

Barack Obama Playing Basketball

Reggie Miller had a rather dignified response to his comparison of our unlikely possible next president: “I look better than Barack, I’ll tell you that right now, man my suit is G’d up … OK!”

We Somehow Missed Cowboys’ Banner Unveiling

Gordon Keith of KTCK-AM in Dallas helps the Cowboys celebrate their newest banner (wonder if that’ll make the new stadium?):

And in the wake of Jerry Jones giving Dallas Cowboys assistant coach Jason Garrett a $3M per season contract, Keith has a SAP photo that indicates Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips has a possible acting career  to fall back on:

Wade Phillips Captain Kangaroo

The best thing about the Great Gordo’s epic gallery of Cowboys photos? The station he works for, KTCK, broadcasts the Cowboys games (hope Jer doesn’t see them!).

Blogga-Knockin’: Kardashian’s Full Frontal Attack

THE BIG LEAD has the photo find of the year (ok, maybe not) of Kim Kardashian (bottom - of course - item):

Kim Kardashian Lingerie Photo Halloween With Blonde

• MISTER IRRELEVANT introduces us to the Washington Wizards’ “White Hole (no, it’s not Marion Berry’s nasal cavity).

• The NEW YORK POST has a sign the Yanks are about to move:

Yankee Stadiujm

• WITH LEATHER reveals Roy Jones’ resistance at wearing a Ron Paul tattoo for his fight tonight against Felix Trinidad.

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We Had No Idea Dierdorf Wanted Back In As Coach

The Dolphins finally made their head coaching hire today.

Dan Dierdorf Tony Sparano Separated At Birth

We had no idea Dan Dierdorf wanted back in the game.

Bill Parcells Two Stomachs

We guess you can never have enough guys with two stomachs on the staff.