Guess Tom Brady doesn’t have it so great, after all. The Pats QB lost his chance at perfection. ESPN has it in for him & his team. But worse of all - he’s not even dating one of the world’s 100 hottest women.

(That’s right, Gisele - hang your head in shame)

The BOSTON HERALD’S INSIDE TRACK uncovers the shameful news that Brady’s babe Gisele Bundchen didn’t make the cut for this year’s Maxim Hot 100. (So, that’s why Derek Jeter never hooked up with her.)

With this disappointing revelation, along with the ongoing Spygate stuff, could this week get any worse for poor ol’ Tom?

Well, if Gissie wasn’t jiggy wit’ Maxim, just who was? (With pics even!)

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VICTORIA’S SECRET MODEL BOOED BY NEW ENGLAND FANS: The BOSTON HERALD uncovers the unthinkable - a large crowd of men booing a Victoria’s Secret model:

The reaction came when model Selita Ebanks appeared on the Gillette Stadium jumbotron during Sunday night’s game between the Patriots and Eagles.The foxy model was visiting Foxboro as part of a lingerie promotion. Maybe the masses were mad that she wasn’t wearing any of it at the moment.

Even stranger, the BOSTON GLOBE chatted with Selita pre-game, and learned she’s quite the Pats Backer:”I’m a huge fan of Randy Moss and of course Tom Brady and the rest of the guys. They’re breaking amazing records and they’re great.”

So, what’s with the boobirds? A Pats spokesman blames rude visitors, commenting, “It must have been the Philadelphia fans. They’ve been known to boo Santa.”