Since the Big National Hotel Peephole Incident and her subsequent venting on “Oprah,” keeping Erin Andrews safe is simply no longer going to be left to amateurs. According to North Carolina State’s campus newspaper, EA’s security for her return to the sideline at the NC State-South Carolina football game on Thursday was trained by the Secret Service.
Jack Bauer: “I am a sworn federal agent, here to protect Erin Andrews. Damn it, she’s down there by herself and one of those frat kids could go off at any second. We’re RUNNING OUT OF TIME!”