Holmgren Has Sights Set On Slimdown In Seattle

Mike Holmgren wants to be known as a loser. But the Seahawks coach doesn’t mean defeat on the field - he’s talking weight loss.

Mike Holmgren losing weight

Jim Moore of the SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER chews the fat with Holmgren, and the coach’s attempt to become a lean, mean play-calling machine. Since starting his diet ten weeks ago, Mike proudly proclaims he’s lost about 25 pounds.

So, who does Holmgren have to thank for his decreasing waistline? Read more…

Julius Jones: Seattle 10 Times Better Than Dallas

Julius Jones is really jiving with his new home. The ex-Cowboys RB, who signed with the Seahawks in the off-season, talks to the SEATTLE POST- INTELLIGENCER about plying his trade in the Pacific Northwest.

Julius Jones

In his first interview since joining Mike Holmgren’s crew, Jones gushed about how much he “likes it here” and how it’s “one of my favorite places to play”. He was especially enamored with Qwest Field, and how it compares to his previous workplace: Read more…

Seahawks Deny Any Interest In Securing Shockey

Is Jeremy Shockey on his way to the Pacific Northwest? No way, Jose. The SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER reports that the Seahawks have denied a report in the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS that they were one of the teams interested in acquiring the Giants’ injured tight end.

Too bad. Shockey was such a joy to watch last time he was in Seattle.

Dear Mr. Alexander: Yes, This Really IS Goodbye

In a quick turn of events, Seahawk fans will now be forced to find something new to complain about. Current whipping boy, Shaun Alexander, was released today.

shaun alexander and wife

(I can still keep my wife, right?)

That’s right, just 2 years after winning league MVP and leading Seattle to the Super Bowl, Alexander finds himself looking for a job. Bones made of peanut brittle seem to have that effect. Read more…

Blog Expo-Fest-O-Rama: Oh, the Mascot Carnage!

10,000 TAKES delivers the goods: mascot-referee violence in hockey.

• REUTERS alerts us that India’s Olympic air weapon competitors are so angry that they could shoot somebody. Fortunately for all involved, they’re angry because they’re out of ammo.

• MONDESI’S HOUSE points out that Seattle’s still a little pissy (and spitty) about the results of their last Super Bowl. Steelers fans should hire personal tasters.

• THE BIZ OF BASEBALL discovers the Boston Red Sox openly support organized gambling in the form of Massachusetts lottery scratch tickets.
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Jim Zorn Just Sank Shaun Alexander’s Battleship

Mike Sando of ESPN.com’s HASHMARKS plucks this comment from a Redskins.com interview with new Washington coach Jim Zorn:

“To watch Clinton Portis and the strain for the extra yard, it can fire you right up. I think he has excellent vision and he seems to be disciplined moving in the hole. He is probably the idea of an every-down back. We did not do that in Seattle. We did not have that every-down back in Seattle. We had to piece and put and kind of makeshift situations with plays. Clinton Portis is the kind of guy that you can have in and pass protect, can have in and run the ball.”

Jamie Mottram

Former Seattle assistant Zorn scores a direct hit there on Shaun Alexander. This is clear evidence that Zorn is cutting his coach-speak classes, which is great news for The District media. Now they don’t have to wait for Marion Berry to once again fire up a pipe to have something fun to report on.

Holmgren Hanging Around Seattle For 1 More Year

The SEATTLE TIMES snows it’s good news that Mike Holmgren will be spending one more season with the Seahawks.

Mike Holmgreen

The coach announced on Tuesday that 2008 will be his last season in the Pacific Northwest. (Unless he gets a job with the CFL’s B.C. Lions.) But before he decided to stick it out, Mike had to get the okay from the wife.

Holmgren stated, “Kathy and I came to a decision this weekend to finish my contract, and we’re very happy about it,” while adding, “We’re going to go after it hard one more year.”

We’re sure the little missus likes to hear that. But did Mike make the right decision in coming back for an encore?

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