There’s an O.J. Simpson joke in here somewhere, but darned if I can find it. Anyway, this man robs a bank in St. Paul, MN, and immediately after making his getaway, he does the totally logical thing — he heads straight to a nearby golf course to get in nine holes. Marking his ball with gold Krugerrands was a dead giveaway.
Frazier E. Turner, 50, of St. Paul — who says that he has a gambling problem — was arrested at Phalen Golf Course with cash from the robbery tucked into his golf bag. He was charged Wednesday in federal court with robbing the TCF Bank at the Cub Foods store at 1177 Clarence St.