Texas Tech Lucky Not To Break Scoreboard In Win

When the buzzer sounded last night, the scoreboard said Texas Tech 77, East Central 57. Sort of a typical score for an early season tuneup game, 77’s not too shabby, and wait a second why are there cheerleaders why is nobody going home oh good jesus it’s only halftime.

Pat Knight yelling
(”Hey! If we go below 130 points for the rest of the year we’re doing sprints at 5 a.m.!”)

Then the second half started, and the Red Raiders put on a display of such aberrant scoring lust that even their football brethren across campus were blushing. Texas Tech scored 90 points in the second half alone, finishing off an unprecedented 167-115 win.

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