In the last two days, SbB Girl Wendy and I have been knee-deep in the two time-honored traditions Kansas City is famous for: Sick BBQ and watching the Royals lose.

(Dude, like we didn’t see you sneak that celly snap?)

Already in the first two games of a three game set, the Chicago Pierzynskis, have had the courtesy to wipe their feet on everybody’s favorite MLB doormat, the Royals.

So what do beleaguered KC baseball fans do when they host beautiful women from Chicago and then see the home team embarrassed by a Cook County club whose owner possesses the most impressive combover this side of Don Rickles?

Why … take her to a BBQ joint that doubles as a gas station, of course! Read more…

So I’m back in my hometown, Cowtown, with SbB Girl Wendy. In case you don’t know, Wendy is a raging, closet masochist. In other words, she’s a White Sox fan.

We met up at The K this weekend for a turd baseball stew brewed up by the going-nowhere White Sox and Royals. Friday, I’m happy to report my Royals didn’t let me down in the first of the three game set, as they were savaged by the Tube Socks 11-2.

We left in the sixth inning, which is pretty brutal - but if you had a choice to go out on the town with Wendy on a Friday night or watch A.J. Pierzynski take a dump on your hometown team in between bad dye jobs, what would you do?

It was my first game back to The K since I was broadcasting the games with Royals announcer Denny Matthews on KC radio in 1999 on KMBZ-AM. Read more…

Brooks is going to Kansas City, Kansas City here he comes. They got some pretty li’l women - and they’re about to get even prettier, as our fearless leader will be joined by SbB Girl Wendy:

The dynamic duo plan on heading out to Kaufman Stadium this weekend to catch a couple of Royals games. Say hello to Zach Greinke for us! (He’s always good for a quip.) But beware the children’s playground area!

Brooks promises to offer us a full report later on. Stay tuned!

• The Longhorns help rustle up yet another BCS bust by the Buckeyes.

• We’re happy to share the sights of San Francisco with SbB Girl Wendy.

• Ex-Cub Lee Smith saves up hope that he’ll be called to the Hall of Fame.

• Speaking of the Baby Bears, will Sam Zell FINALLY sell?

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I’m back in Lipstick City after three debaucherous fine days in Frisco with SbB Girl Wendy.

(Ahhh. Somewhere in the distance, the sweet strains of Starship)

Like everyone in Los Angeles, I absolutely adore all The City’s ever-considerate inhabitants. And I’m happy to report that San Francisco does have us beat in at least one area: World Series victories Famous landmarks! Read more…

After going to the Rose Bowl with SbB Girl Wendy last Thursday, I took a weekend road trip with Wendy.

Find out where after the jump. Read more…

I went to the Rose Bowl with SbB Girl Wendy Thursday and here’s some more fun photos from the game:

(Penn State fans only thing that kept me entertained throughout the day)

Not many locals (besides Cardinal and Gold Kool-Aid drinkers) whom I spoke to had any interest in attending. And after the stinkbomb dropped by Joe Paterno’s charges, Angelenos were certainly justified in their disdain for the game.

(SbB Girl Wendy right before the Jack Daniels-breath contact buzz set in)

Penn State fans saved the day with their enthusiasm, so all wasn’t lost. But safe to say the atmosphere around the game would’ve been heightened considerably if we had a college football playoff. (But the BCS booger eaters will have none of that!)

(Apparently he’s a Booty fan)

More photos after the jump. Read more…

That was some exciting Rose Bowl, wasn’t it? For USC fans, yes. For the casual football fan, not really. Even though it was the only bowl game on TV in it’s time slot, it was hard to keep interested when the Trojans were up 31-7 at halftime. But least Brooks can say he had a great time at the Grandaddy of ‘em All. Not necessarily because of what he saw on the field, but what he was able to see next to him in the seats.

SbB Girl Wendy accompanied our fearless leader to yet another Big Ten drubbing at the hands of Pete Carroll’s crew. Sure, USC won the game 38-24, but I think we all know who the really winner is here.

Brooks was able to procure his primo seats through the good folks at My Boy Barry. (Unforunately, hot SbB Girl companion may not be available in your area.)

Some of the Men of Troy must have knew Wendy was in attendance, which would explain why they pulled off such an impressive domination of Joe Paterno’s boys.

We figure SbB Girl Anyssa had the same effect on the UCLA Bruins in their 2006 upset of the Trojans:

And SbB Girl Alex must have done it again for the Bru Crew in their Labor Day comeback against Tennessee:

(Another 50-yard-line seat provide by My Boy Barry!)

So, for all you struggling pigskin programs trying to turn your fortunes around, try to get some sensational SbB girls in your seats.

You’ll be glad you did - as will the immediate male population in & around your stadiums.

Hope everyone had a killer holiday. Thought I’d take you into the weekend with a new photo of SbB Girl Wendy at the capitol building in Toronto:

I just booked a couple tropical island shoots with two of your favorite SbB Girls in a month, so it’ll be a very Merry Christmas for me. Providing I have a reliable defibrillator on hand.

We’re back on duty Saturday.

The MOBILE PRESS-REGISTER has a quickie profile of hottie Aussie golfer Anna Rawson.

As part of the piece assigned to P-R reporter Tommy Hicks *high five Tommy Boy*, we get this:

Rawson is the first professional golfer to establish a cell phone number her fans can call and leave messages for her. Only four weeks old, the number — 213-785-7675 — allows her fans to leave personal messages. She said she has started listening to the messages and is going to return some of the calls. She added she likes the personal touch of the cell phone contact with fans and believes it’s a more personal way to keep in touch with them than mailing an autographed photo.

When I think of LPGA fans, “personal touch” usually isn’t the first thing that comes to mind.

So Rawson plans to return some of the calls? What’s the criteria for her call backs? Sufferer of a life-threatening disease? Honcho of a major corporation offering endorsement deal? South Korean LPGA tour member looking for English lessons?

Since Ms. Rawson went to USC, I’ve got a sure-fire way to elicit a reax: Trojans-Buckeyes tickets. (From My Boy Barry, of course.)

Speaking of hotties I’d like to touch meet personally, here’s some new photos of UTEP Bolivian baller baby Claudia Porras.

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