Clever Caption Contest: Mascot Menage-A-Trois?

Hey readers! It’s time for another exciting SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today’s candid camera work comes courtesy of Tom Hoffarth’s FARTHER OFF THE WALL blog, where we see a couple of NHL mascots partake in a dramatic reenactment of Frank Lampard stretching with John Terry:

San Jose Sharks naughty mascots

You know you have something to say about the risque rink image above. So submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to spend 20 minutes with S.J. Sharkie in the HP Pavilion locker room of your choice.

Good luck & good writing! And please be gentle.

SbB Clever Caption Contest: LeBron Has A Laugh

Hey readers! Time for another Oscar-worthy SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we take a look at the Cavs’ bench, as LeBron James laughs it up, Ben Wallace tries to hold it in, and Anderson Varejao stares into space:

Cavaliers bench LeBron James Ben Wallace Anderson Varejao

What’s giving King James & Big Ben the giggles? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, and be treated to a special dinner with Zydrunas Ilgauskas at the Cleveland-area Lithuanian restaurant of his choice.

Good luck & good writing! Bet you can already taste that kugelis!

SbB Clever Caption Contest: Ben Howland’s Happy

Hey, readers! It’s time for another superlative SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we catch UCLA b-ball coach Ben Howland making a few points:

Ben Howland UCLA coach

Alright, so how else would you describe this Pauley Pavilion pose? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap & be christened the new Wizard of Westwood! (OK, maybe not.)

Good luck and good writing!

SbB Caption Contest: Gary’s Golf Game Roo-ined

Hey there, readers! Keep your heads up, because it’s time for another wild & exotic edition of the ever-engrossing SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we check in on the Johnnie Walker Classic going down Down Under, as golfer Gary Lockerbie greets a couple of kangaroos on the green:

Gary Lockerbie kangaroos

Ok, so it’s not that hilarious of a description. Maybe you can do better! Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in an Aussie accent in the end-of-the-day recap, with the first shrimp on the barbie on me!

So, good luck & good writing - and g’day, mate!

SbB Clever Caption Contest: Kobe Meets O’Reilly

Hey readers! Time for another thought-provoking Clever Caption Contest!

Today we present a real meeting of the minds, as left coast hoops star Kobe Bryant chats it up with right wing demagogue Bill O’Reilly:

Kobe Bryant Bill OReilly

Whatever would these mighty mental giants be discussing? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance at hosting their own hard-hitting, no-holds-barred Fox News program.

Good luck & good writing!

SbB Clever Caption Contest: California Crashin’

Hey, readers! Time for another adventurous SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we witness the aftermath of a crash on the Tour de California:

Tour de California crash

Wha’ happened? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck & good writing!

SbB Clever Caption Contest: Kobe, Shaq & Sager

Hey readers! It’s time for another enthralling SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today, we bare witness to a true All-Star moment, as the ever-fashionable Craig Sager chats it up with Sunday night’s co-MVPs Kobe & Shaq.

Kobe Shaq Craig Sager

What fun stories, anecdotes & legal advice could this happy-go-lucky trio be sharing? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck & good writing!

Caption Contest: Getting Behind Your Teammates

Hey there, readers! Before you head off for the delightful/dreadful (choose one) Valentine’s Day weekend, how about taking one more stab at another hearty SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today’s photo is a touching one indeed, as Chelsea striker Frank Lampard stretches it all out while behind teammate John Terry:

Frank Lampard John Terry Chelsea

Really, what else can be said about such an astonishing image? Let’s find out! Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck and good writing!

Clever Caption Contest: Blackhawk Down And Out

Hey, readers! It’s time for another chilling SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we slap over a snapshot of Chicago Blackhawk Patrick Sharp:

Patrick Sharp Blackhawks

Was Pat just hit in the face with a stick? Struck down by a sudden case of narcolepsy? Some other hilarious and/or harmful circumstance? That’s for you the reader to decide! Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck and good writing!

Clever Caption Contest: Tom Crean’s Cracking Up

Hey, readers! It’s time for another alluring SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we catch an exacerbated Tom Crean watching his Indiana Hoosiers lose yet another game, this time to the Minnesota Golden Gophers:

Tom Crean Indiana Hoosiers coach

What could be going through poor Tommy’s tormented skull? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

And as we always say, good luck and good writing!