SbB Caption Contest: Now That’s Quite a Bear Hug

Hey there, readers! It’s time once again for another enthralling edition of the SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today’s snazzy snapshot features Polish pole vaulter Anna Rogowska, who celebrates her surprise victory over Russian foe Yelena Isinbayeva at the IAAF World Championships with the help of a furry friend:

Anna Rogowska

(Good thing Anna wasn’t offered a piggyback ride)

So, how would you describe this happy hug? Type in your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winning quip will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck, and good typing!

Caption Contest: Another Side of Jelena Jankovic

Hey there, readers! Time to put on your tawdry thinking caps, ’cause here comes another edition of the SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we take a closer look at tennis star Jelena Jankovic:

Jelena Jankovic

So, how would you describe this scene? Type in your suggestions in the comments section linked below. Winning quip will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap. And please try to keep it at least PG-13, folks.

Clever Caption Contest: Danger, Craig Robinson!

Hey readers! It’s time for another sensational SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we bounce along a snapshot of Craig Robinson, Oregon State Beavers men’s basketball coach and brother-in-law of Barack Obama:

Craig Robinson Oregon State Beavers

In what hilarious and/or thought-provoking way would you describe this scene? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck and good writing!

SbB Clever Caption Contest: Clinch Has Your Back

Hey readers! It’s time to sign up for another SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we share a snapshot of Georgia Tech basketball star Lewis Clinch putting the ol’ John Hancock on some joyous Yellowjacket fan:

Lewis Clinch Georgia Tech Yellowjackets basketball

Of course, there could be more to it than that. So, submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck and good writing! But watch out for ink stains!

SbB Caption Contest: Dukie Bedeviled from Behind

Hey readers! It’s time for another copacetic SbB Clever Caption Contest!

In continuing with the amusing theme previously established by Frank Lampard & John Terry and S.J. Sharkie, we present another case of coincidental pseudo-coitus. Today’s dynamic duo features Jon Scheyer of the Duke Blue Devils & Toney Douglas of the Florida State Seminoles:

Jon Scheyer Duke Toney Douglas Florida State

You know the drill - submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck and good writing!

SbB Clever Caption Contest: Clippers Steppin’ Out

Hey readers! Time for another toe-tapping SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we get in step with a couple of L.A. Clippers, as DeAndre Jordan and Mike Taylor attempt to put their best foot forward:

DeAndre Jordan Mike Taylor Clippers

How else would you describe this pregame meeting of the feet? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance at year’s supply of Dr. Scholl’s insoles. Soon you, too, will be gellin’ like a felon!

Anyway, good luck & good writing!

SbB Caption Contest: Rhodes Knows How to Pose

Hey, readers! Time for another stupendous SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we toss up a peculiar pic of Cincinnati Reds pitcher Arthur Rhodes:

Arthur Rhodes Cincinnati Reds

So, how would you explain this surreal Spring Training snapshot of Artie in action? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. The winning quip will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck and good writing!

Clever Caption Contest: Bruin B-Baller Befuddled

Hey readers! It’s time for another stupefying SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we show off UCLA Bruin Alfred Aboya looking all awkwardly agog:

Alfred Aboya UCLA Bruins

So, what has Alfred alarmed? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck & good writing! And don’t be so shocked if you win!

SbB Caption Contest: Sandler & Allen Get Clipped

Hey readers! Time for another star-studded SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we catch sight of Adam Sandler & Marcus Allen sitting courtside at last night’s Clippers game at Staples Center, where … wait a sec. A Clippers game? Couldn’t they have at least waited ’til tomorrow to see Kobe & the Lakers take on Shaq & the Suns? But hold on - the Clips actually beat the Celtics? Maybe the sight of Marcus & Adam proved to be inspirational for L.A.’s NBA B-team to bring it’s A-Game. Anyway, here they are:

Adam Sandler Marcus Allen Clippers game

Think you can shield your eyes long enough from such an awesome display of star power to make an amusing quip? If so, submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to get two tickets for the upcoming Sandler-Allen theatrical vehicle, “The Longest Yard II: Go Longer”.

Good luck and good writing! And if any Hollywood studio actually goes through with this production, we want our fair share of the net gross.

Clever Caption Contest: Silver Dancers Spurred On

Hey readers! It’s time for another alluring SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we celebrate Hump Day by featuring a collection of courtside cuties that are San Antonio’s answer to the Laker Girls - the Silver Dancers:

San Antonio Spurs Silver Dancers

What can be said about such beauty, such grace, such choice of wardrobe? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to hit the studio & sing backup vocals on Sweet 88’s next album.

Good luck and good writing. But please keep it rated PG or lower.