One Brett That The Nation Can Actually Care About

• The harrowing story of Brett The Goat: From awaiting ritualistic slaughter while tied up in the trunk of a freaky Favre-hater, to his daring rescue by Minnesota auto mechanics & his settling down in the safe haven of a well-known Wisconsin farm.

Brett the goat

Disney & Dreamworks are dueling for the movie rights as we speak!

• Speaking of the other Brett, the SbB Favre Embargo has officially ended. Shall we do it again?

• Punts at the new Cowboys Stadium keep getting blocked by the big HD screen above the field. Whose fault is it - Jerry Jones or the NFL?

• Venice Beach: A great place for spotting topless ladies - and their kids!

• NCAA schools are looking to trim budgets by bringing to a halt the practice of hosting football players in hotels for home games.

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SbB Brett Favre News Embargo: End Or Extend?

OK, everyone - our 30 days hiatus on all things Brett Favre has expired. So just like the rest of our great American sports nation, we can over-hype, over-discuss & over-analyze ever minute detail of the QB who just can’t call it quits.

Brett Favre Vikings

But being Favre-free was fun while it lasted, wasn’t it? No constant tracking of flights between Hattiesburg and Minneapolis. No hunkering down outside the Eden Prairie Motel 6, scanning the horizon for any sign of Brett-related brouhahas. It was such a pleasant time.

Hey, who’s up for another go of banning Brett?

(Your chance to rock the vote appears after the jump.)

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