Schmidt To Phils: The Mets Know You’re Better

If the Philadelphia Phillies needed any extra motivation going into their three-game series against the New York Mets this weekend with the NL East lead on the line, they found it in Mike Schmidt. And it’s not just from the power of his luxurious mustache: he wrote the team an e-mail telling them that “the Mets know you’re better than they are.

Mike Schmidt

The results? So far, the Mets haven’t done anything to prove him wrong. They dropped the first game of the series 3-0 on Friday night, letting the Phillies pull to within two games of the division lead. Today’s game has been postponed because of Tropical Storm Hanna, leading to a huge doubleheader tomorrow.

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Blog-A-Roni: Bruins’ Zamboni Sure Is Razor Sharp

Darren Rovell of CNBC knows a close shave is a-Bruin for Boston hockey fans, as Gillette is on the cutting edge of Zamboni sponsorship.

Gillette razor zamboni Boston Bruins

• The BOSTON GLOBE lassos in word that Tom Brady would think it super if Gisele Bundchen dresses as Wonder Woman.

• GOSSIP ON SPORTS via HOCKEY BEAT splashes up some photos of Elisha Cuthbert frolicking in the surf with the Calgary Flames’ Dion Phaneuf.

• DEADSPIN receives rumors that Marvin Harrison may have some more skeletons in his clean-cut closet.

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Blog-O-Rama: Ivan Calderon Has A Worthless Card

JOE SPORTS FAN calls up their Worthless Card Collection once again. Next at the plate: Ivan Calderon.

Ivan Calderon

THE 700 LEVEL cashes in news that Ryan Howard won his arbitration case.

100% INJURY RATE learned something today, as the Australian Football League has released an instructional video telling its players how to treat women.

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Blog-O-Rama: Josh Beckett Packs On The Pounds

• DEADSPIN thinks it’s safe to say that Josh Beckett hasn’t been taking steroids in the off-season:

Josh Beckett is fat

• The KANSAS CITY STAR is spooked by the thought of the ghost of wrestler Owen Hart haunting Kemper Arena.

• HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS takes a secret glance at a new way to spy in the NFL.

• RANDBALL dribbles over news that Jerry Stackhouse’s big mouth isn’t helping the Jason Kidd trade, either.

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Blog-A-Roni: Ryan Howard Looking Good In Tights

• BUGS & CRANKS caputres Ryan Howard looking good in red tights.

Ryan Howard video game motion suit

• SLATE tries to help the church out by finding loopholes in the NFL’s Super Bowl party policy.

• Keeping with the Big Game, THE WORLD OF ISAAC scrapes together some last-minute predictions from some of your old favorites.

• FAN IQ’s 100% INJURY RATE keeps their mouths shut, so they don’t make their own unreliable sports guarantees.

Nick Saban Dolphins

• GIRLS & SPORTS draws up their year in review.

• This weekend’s expected Super Bowl blowout has Will Leitch spending his SPORTING NEWS column reminiscing about the ’90s.

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Blog-O-Rama: Sir Charles Barkley’s Video Quest

• It’s not so turrible - FAN IQ’s 1OO% INJURY RATE takes it to the hole with this Charles Barkley video game.


• BUGS & CRANKS puts up their dukes, as Comcast edits out Brett Myers’ smack talk about Ryan Howard.

• AZ SPORTS HUB sticks it to us with a clip of true Canuck Steve Nash on the lookout for Robert Horry.

• HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS thinks the former Ultimate Warrior has taken one too many off the turnbuckle, as the ex-pro wrestler slams the late Heath Ledger. Read more…