• Darren Rovell of CNBC knows a close shave is a-Bruin for Boston hockey fans, as Gillette is on the cutting edge of Zamboni sponsorship.

• The BOSTON GLOBE lassos in word that Tom Brady would think it super if Gisele Bundchen dresses as Wonder Woman.

• GOSSIP ON SPORTS via HOCKEY BEAT splashes up some photos of Elisha Cuthbert frolicking in the surf with the Calgary Flames’ Dion Phaneuf.

• DEADSPIN receives rumors that Marvin Harrison may have some more skeletons in his clean-cut closet.

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• JOE SPORTS FAN calls up their Worthless Card Collection once again. Next at the plate: Ivan Calderon.

• THE 700 LEVEL cashes in news that Ryan Howard won his arbitration case.

• 100% INJURY RATE learned something today, as the Australian Football League has released an instructional video telling its players how to treat women.

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• DEADSPIN thinks it’s safe to say that Josh Beckett hasn’t been taking steroids in the off-season:

• The KANSAS CITY STAR is spooked by the thought of the ghost of wrestler Owen Hart haunting Kemper Arena.

• HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS takes a secret glance at a new way to spy in the NFL.

• RANDBALL dribbles over news that Jerry Stackhouse’s big mouth isn’t helping the Jason Kidd trade, either.

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• BUGS & CRANKS caputres Ryan Howard looking good in red tights.

• SLATE tries to help the church out by finding loopholes in the NFL’s Super Bowl party policy.

• Keeping with the Big Game, THE WORLD OF ISAAC scrapes together some last-minute predictions from some of your old favorites.

• FAN IQ’s 100% INJURY RATE keeps their mouths shut, so they don’t make their own unreliable sports guarantees.

• GIRLS & SPORTS draws up their year in review.

• This weekend’s expected Super Bowl blowout has Will Leitch spending his SPORTING NEWS column reminiscing about the ’90s.

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• It’s not so turrible - FAN IQ’s 1OO% INJURY RATE takes it to the hole with this Charles Barkley video game.

• BUGS & CRANKS puts up their dukes, as Comcast edits out Brett Myers’ smack talk about Ryan Howard.

• AZ SPORTS HUB sticks it to us with a clip of true Canuck Steve Nash on the lookout for Robert Horry.

• HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS thinks the former Ultimate Warrior has taken one too many off the turnbuckle, as the ex-pro wrestler slams the late Heath Ledger. Read more…