Ten hut! Here we go again with another SbB Clever Caption Contest. Today, we salute heavyweight boxing champ Nikolai Valuev:

At ease. So, what’s going on with Nik and this pretty platoon of Russian army gals? Be a good soldier and submit your suggestions to the comments section. The best contribution will be honored with a declaration in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck, and get typing. Dismissed!