Just like basketball, baseball or football here in the States, professional rugby in Australia has seen its share of scandal. The latest revolves around Matthew Johns, ex-rugby star and current TV commentator. Er, make that former TV commentator, as Johns was jettisoned from his job after news got out of his involvement in a 11-man, 1-woman group sexcapade a few years back.
This, coupled with further accusations of rugby players engaging in sexual relations with underage girls, has many upset citizens calling for action. And one marketing expert thinks she knows the cause of such smutty behavior in the rugby ranks - it’s all those titillating cheerleaders performing at the games.
So there’s only one logical solution - ban the cheerleaders.