Beckham Merch That Makes Sense: Garbage Cans

LA Galaxy fans, you’ve just watched your team give up three goals in a loss to Toronto FC, who can only score if you’re counting their fans and they can only score because they’re schnockered to their Canadian gills. It’s killing you. You just want to find a way to start over. So print out the game story (because it won’t be in the TIMES; ha!), wad it up, and toss it…

David Beckham wastebasket

…into your David Beckham garbage can. If it’s rubbish, it’s David Beckham.
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