Sexy Surfing Sweetie; Kobe Explains Getting High

Brewers fans might want to slip Prince Fielder a Wendy’s Triple or three.

• Meet Maya Gabeira, Brazil’s latest sexily stunning surfer star.

Maya Gabeira surfer

Kobe Bryant explains how he was able to leap a speeding Aston Martin in a single bound.

• A construction worker & Boston fan tries to jinx the new Yankee Stadium by burying a Red Sox t-shirt in the clubhouse concrete.

• The Steelers’ Najeh Davenport has his assault charges dumped.

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RoyWill: The Second-Closest I’ve Been To Divorce

North Carolina head coach Roy Williams is making it up to Tar Heel fans upset about his rooting his former team - y’know, the one that beat them in the Final Four - by forgoing his vacation in Europe with his family to attend a recruiting event, TARHEELBLUE.COM reveals.

Roy Williams Kansas Sticker On Sweater

The younger Williams moved to London last year, and until the Final Four the father and son hadn’t seen each other since Christmas. For Roy Williams, going over three months without seeing his son qualifies as an eternity.

“Telling my wife I had to cancel our trip to Europe is probably the second-closest I’ve ever been to divorce,” the head coach said on Wednesday. “But I missed three days of recruiting last week because our team was preparing to go to the Final Four. I didn’t feel like I could miss three days next week, too. I need to be out recruiting that Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday.”

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Pitino Scoffs At Claims of No NC Home Advantage

Roy Williams has maintained that having North Carolina play their Sweet Sixteen & Elite Eight games in Charlotte is not a home-court advantage.

Roy Williams Rick Pitino

Rick Pitino maintains that’s poppycock.

The RALEIGH NEWS OBSERVER learns thats the Louisvile coach disagrees with Williams’ assessment, as Pitino spoke with the media on Friday before his Cardinals go head-to-head with the Heels on Saturday.

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Only Thing That Can Stop UNC: “Dadgum” Decals

The RALEIGH NEWS & OBSERVER reports today on the one thing that can apparently slow down the top-ranked North Carolina Tarheels on their way to the NCAA basketball title: Floor decals.

Tyler Hansborough slips

(Home court until San Antonio still feels good though!)

During the Heels’ blowout of Arkansas at Raleigh’s RBC Center last Sunday, UNC’s Tyler Hansbrough and Marcus Ginyard slipped on the gigantic center court NCAA decal. Coach Roy Williams opened his postgame news conference by first referring to the humungous stickers: “Pull the dadgum things off.”

It now appears that was the rest of the field of 64’s last chance to catch Carolina, at least if the floor decoration has anything to do with it. Read more…

Blog-O-Rama: Get Down With Your Bad Self, Pedro

• Spencer Hall at SPORTING NEWS discovers that Pedro Martinez turned that recent cockfighting match into a dance floor.

• PRO FOOTBALL TALK finds out that everyone’s favorite inventor of neologisms, Emmitt Smith, may be back next season. (My personal favorite Emmitt-ism: “debacled”.)

• LOG’S BLOG learns that UNC men’s hoops coach Roy Williams isn’t up on much of popular culture.

• BUSTED COVERAGE shows that Cleveland Browns WR Braylon Edwards is having some fun with high-powered weaponry at the Pro Bowl.

Braylon Edwards with rifle

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At Least One ACC Williams Won Wednesday Night

ACC coaching legend and former national champion Williams had a big win Wednesday night.

Roy Williams Gary Williams

No, not that Williams. The other one.

The BALTIMORE SUN reports that Maryland’s Gary Williams clinched his 600th career win with a 70-65 victory over Boston College. He becomes the 8th active college coach to reach the 600-win milestone. (He would have been 9th, if a certain Knight hadn’t called it a day.)

Meanwhile, Roy Williams saw his Tar Heels go down to Duke 89-78 - in the Dean Dome, no less - giving North Carolina only its 2nd loss of the season. The Dookies were undoubtedly inspired by the return of one of their biggest fans. Awesome, baby!

Iranian Hoops Fan Chants Include “I Will Kill You”

The FT. WORTH STAR-TELEGRAM follows up on Michael Byars-Dawson, an American basketball player who’s currently making his living in Iran.

Michael Byars-Dawson playing in Iran

The former Texas high school star talks about the culture shock of playing professionally in the Middle Eastern country. One surprise is how manic Iranian basketball fans can get.

Byars-Dawson remembers one road game where he got into some verbal sparring with the crowd. The fired-up folks responded by throwing coins & water bottles on the court. Even after he was taken out of the game, an angry group gathered behind Byars-Dawson’s bench threatening to kill him.

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Blog-O-Rama: Vai Sikahema Rushing Out To Ring

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT puts up its dukes, as former NFL return man Vai Sikahema is stepping into the ring:

Vai Sikahema

• THE LOVE OF SPORTS offers a handy list of who to avoid on the hardwood.

• THE BEAUTIFUL GAME finds an ad featuring soccer-