Swiss robot scientists were unable to create a version of cyborg Roger Federer that was immune to all the mortal diseases we Earthlings have to endure. His agent told THE ASSOCIATED PRESS the Federer-X3000L model played the Australian Open with mononucleosis.

He was diagnosed with the human illness after the Australian Open, and his agent said “[t]hat’s probably what was wrong with him.” If you recall, Federo-bot fell in the semifinals of the Australian Open to Novak Djokovic. The fact that Federer did not win the Aussie Open should have been a telltale sign that it was a major disease or, at the very least, a medium-to-major short circuit. Read more…