The Pulitzer Prize winners were announced this week and Gene Orza, the former chief lawyer and current second-in-command at the MLB Player’s Association, could not wait to send his congratulations to them. Well, one of them. That he’s never met. Orza sent a fanboy letter to an arts criticism writer like kids write to baseball players.

Better yet: Mark Feeney, the aforementioned winner for his work in the BOSTON GLOBE, talked about the reason why he received the e-mail thanks:

“…apparently [Orza] is a Nixon freak.
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• Remember those lovely Packers fans and their cheese bra? Well, FAN IQ wheys in on where you can get your very own pair.

(Don’t break your neck, kid.)

• WIZZNUTZZ takes a letter, as Richard Nixon writes a note to the Washington Bullets.

• This white boy’s got mad skillz, as a geeky Sonics fan raps about Dirk, Kobe and Nash.

• BUSTED COVERAGE takes a slow boat to China, and find Patriots cheerleaders working the bars:

• 100% INJURY RATE gets out their shovel & pail, as Russia plans on building a billion-dollar island for the 2014 Olympics.

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