Um, Pro Wrestling Actually Punishes Steroid Use?

It was just announced that Rey Mysterio (nĂ© Oscar Gutierrez) was suspended by the WWE for steroid use. If you’re like us, you’re utterly shocked, SHOCKED… that the WWE actually tests for that stuff. With all due respect to the wrestlers who build their bodies naturally, um, look at your colleagues.

Rey Mysterio
(This guy? He’s the big drug user? Really?)

But sure enough, according to WRESTLESCOOP.COM, that little guy without the enormous muscles is the one guy in the federation that tested positive for ‘roids. Even more surprisingly, his name’s been attached in some way to banned substances for years.

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