THEY WON’T BE DOING ADS WITH JARED ANYTIME SOON: The GAINESVILLE SUN reports a “University of Florida football player and a former Gator player were charged with battery after a restaurant employee told officers they harassed him when he said they needed to pay for a bag of potato chips early Wednesday.”

Starting defensive end Jermaine A. Cunningham, 19, and ex-Gator linebacker Jonathan Rashad Demps, 20, are the culprits, and being held without bond (uh, why?).The best part: When the restaurant employee told the two they had to pay for a bag of chips (or was it crisps?), “the two became verbally abusive toward the man and hit him with a sandwich and empty soda cups.”

Sounds eerily reminiscent UF’s defensive scheme against our Georgia Bulldogs on October 27.