LA Times’ Plaschke Admits, “I Guess I Like Penis”

Bill Plaschke, best known for penning columns in the LOS ANGELES TIMES and television appearances on ESPN’s AROUND THE HORN, can now claim fame for uttering those immortal words, “I guess I like penis.”

Bill Plaschke

Plaschke and the CHICAGO TRIBUNE’s Kevin Pang decided to hit up a restaurant in Beijing that serves nothing but animal penis. Fortunately for all of us, they brought their camera along with them as they chow down on fine Chinese cuisine.

Video of Bill & Kevin’s Excellent Eating Adventure is after the jump.

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Olympic Journo Dines On Animal … Um … “Parts”

Garry Linnell is a man who doesn’t mess around. The Australian reporter for THE DAILY TELEGRAPH wouldn’t pussyfoot around his assignment to go to the Olympics Games and eat four kinds of animal penis.

Garry Linnell eats sheep penis

Linnell opted not for the Bloomin’ Onion (we like to stereotype here, stick with us) but instead for a meal at Guolizhuang, a restaurant that specializes in the slicing, cooking, and overpricing of male reproductive organs of certain animals. Each one, legend has it, gives the consumer some kind of medicinal advantage. And when you think about it, in a way, vomiting does cleanse the system of all the badness. So maybe they’re on to something. But which one did Linnell like the best? Read more…