Never mind Jessica - not even *Homer* Simpson could have helped Tony Romo’s wrangling Wrigley rendition of the 7th inning stretch.

• Kim Kardashian cut together a “private” calendar for Reggie Bush - and wouldn’t you know it, some of the photos have leaked out to the public!

• Were the Atlanta Hawks secretly loaded up with extra liquor the night before Game 7 vs. the Celtics?

• Think we’ll skip out on the peanuts & Cracker Jack next time we’re out at the ol’ ball game.

• Dog gone! A curious canine gets crushed on a Turkish F1 track.

• John Challis, the high school baseball player fighting terminal cancer, got to meet Mario Lemieux & Ben Roethlisberger at Sunday night’s Penguins game. He even had time to toss a quick zinger at the Pirates.

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SPORTS ILLUSTRATED’s Jimmy Traina spent his evening last night watching the reality show “Keeping up with the Kardashians.” He was also nice enough to take the time to report on what happened at SI.com’s HOT CLICKS (gee, thanks):

Kim decided to make a calendar for Reggie Bush. Kim’s mom then decided to sell the calendar. Reggie got pissed that these risque calendars were on the market. Kim had to buy back all the calendars.

We have some of the pics, including one involving Bush’s jersey. Read more…

USC Trojans head coach Pete Carroll and running backs coach Todd McNair will “most likely” be called as witnesses in the ongoing Reggie Bush civil suit.

The suit is being brought about by a would-be agent who claimed to have given the former USC running back $300,000 in cash and gifts. No word on whether those gifts included a white Ford Bronco or poorly-fitting gloves. Read more…

What’s the biggest problem an NFL running back and a reality TV star would have in their relationship? Being on TV all the time, of course.

But apparently Kim Kardashian (pictured) and Reggie Bush (…meh) have been trying to keep their relationship “super low-key.” Yes, that was in quotes. Read more…

Wonder how Richard Williams feels about the latest VOGUE cover?

• Reggie Bush gets caught in a Hornet’s nest of trouble between Kim Kardashian and an ex-flame at last night’s game in New Orleans.

• Introducing pretty Philly sportscaster Meredith Markovits.

• New Air Jordans are coming out in honor of Michael’s … baseball career?

• The Cubs’ conditioning coach can’t believe the pitching staff would prank him by pummeling his car.

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YOUNG, BLACK & FABULOUS (via on205th) reports today that an unnamed, current flame of Reggie Bush loudly confronted him at the Bulls-Hornets game last night in New Orleans about his wayward, amorous activities.

(Has to be implants, no?)

More interesting is that Kim Kardashian happened to be on Bush’s arm at the time. Read more…

The Daytona 500 is fixin’ to get started right about now (2 Eastern, and, um, 3:30 in Newfoundland), but it appears one of the biggest stories is off the track. Yes, Dale Jr. has a new line of merchandise that has fans all atwitter.

The iPhone of NASCAR?

Well, a shirt can’t tell me where the best adult bookstore in Detroit is, or play my favorite Spice Girls b-sides, but I guess if people want to be excited that’s up to them. Read more…