He Hates Mullets; Loves Red Sox, Robbing Banks

I used to think that Woody Allen’s character in “Take the Money and Run” was the worst bank robber ever. For one thing, he’s foiled during one attempt when he misspells the robbery note. “‘No sudden moves, I’ve got a gub.’ What’s a gub?” But Boston area bank robbers may have that beat. Meet William Donovan, who has poured himself a gigantic heaping bowl of bank robbery fail.

William Donovan

Donovan, genius that he is, decided that it would be a good idea to rob two banks on two different days while wearing the same clothes, including a Boston Red Sox hat and a T-shirt that reads “Mullet Removal Team.” Who could possibly identify me? But this story only gets better. Read more…