Hey, all you rambunctious readers. Once again, we bring you yet another super-fantastic SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we present two legends in their respective fields - Celtics coach & executive Michael Phelps, and Olympic swimming champ Red Auerbach:

Um, wait. Scratch that, reverse it. Anyway, what’s going on here with Mikey & Reddy? Submit your spectacular suggestions the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to win 5 minutes with this woman & a pair of water wings.

So, good luck, and good writing! Or it’s the Beijing Olympic prison for you!

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