Jungle Gym Sex; The Next Big Olympics Event?

My first reaction on hearing that a Cincinnati man was arrested for having sex on a jungle gym (”Please be Cedric Benson, please be Cedrick Benson, please be Cedric Benson …”) was uncalled for, and I apologize. It was actually a man named Douglas Cooper, who will surely now have his own chapter in the Kama Sutra.

Douglas Cooper jungle gym

Was there ever a more pointless and confusing invention than the jungle gym? “Hey Bob, these kids are getting on my nerves. Let’s weld together some pipes in haphazard fashion and encourage them to climb at dangerous heights.” But I’m sure it was never envisioned as a sexual apparatus. That’s just wrong. Read more…