Former Porn Star Plays Musical Defense For Coach

The hapless coach of the French national soccer team, in danger of being run out of the country for his team’s poor play, is now suddenly popular, all because a former porno actress has written a hit song about him. So typical.

Raymond Domenech, Catherine Ringer

Sample lyric of the song Je Kiffe Raymond (I Fancy Raymond): “If he attacked my penalty areas, I would be without defenders,” sings Catherine Ringer, who became famous in France as a member of Les Rita Mitsouko, an art-rock group. And of course lots and lots of ’70s porn. Which I felt compelled to research, because that’s the kind of investigative reporter I am. Read more…